If you're not having a baby a week before New Years Eve...

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...then you have no excuse but to get yourself to Urban Outfitters and buy yourself one of the sassy party dresses they're displaying right now.

These pics don't really do the dresses justice, but they're pretty, sparkly and affordable.  Check out more inspiration (with better pics) at the Urban Outfitters website.

If I'm actually remotely awake, I will attempt to wear something like this for my NYS Eve festivities - picked by the lovelies at Sweetspot.

But I haven't seen midnight on NYs Eve for (...how old is Archer?) 3 years. So pressure's on you. Don't disappoint me!